That Glorious Moment...

...when you finally hear the mailman, so you run outside and get the mail…..and there’s nothing.  You do that slow “walk of shame” back into your house.  You go upstairs to your room….and hear the mailman outside again!  You look out your window and the mailman is coming back!!!  And he stops in front of YOUR mailbox! Your hope is re-kindled.  But then he puts an envelope in your neighbor’s mailbox instead.

You suck, mailman.